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Iiiiittttttssssss Sally! 😜
Pretty little obedient schoolgirl....
.... "No!"
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Nice!
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Looks awesome!! :D
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AHHHH YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
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You should see me when my hair isn't curled.... A.K.A. A normal day. 🤷🏻♀️
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YOU ARE DEFINITELY PRETTY WITH OR WITHOUT CURLS!
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And then you should see me after dinner tonight.... I think that my stomach literally expanded 2 or 3 inches, outwards....
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Impossible!
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And I made odd digestion noises while crying when Anikan got burned and when Padamé died.
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Haha, you should see my stomach now. It's all this eating after campmeeting and ministers' conference. The services until 1 in the morning, eating until 2, and don't even get me started on the munchies at iHop... I have a ponch. XD
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*commercial voice* Moe's is the perfect place to expand your stomach by a couple inches with just ONE MEAL!!
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😂😂😂😂
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"With just ONE Jr. Joey burrito and the complimentary chips & salsa, with included trying to figure out what the darn heck the NFL draft is, you can expand your stomach to HUUUGGE!!"
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"And don't just stop at huge -- we've got meals for MASSIVE and COLOSSAL stomach sizes, too!"
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"You want the massive size? Try one of our regular huge burritos, and for colossal, try our HOLY COW THAT PILE IS HIIGH nachos! "
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"And last but not least -- get our MAMMOTH meal. It's so whoppingly humongous, if your stomach isn't the size of a woman pregnant with twins within seconds, you get a refund."
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"But wait! We have a special offer for everyone who wants diabetes so badly that they kept watching this extremely long commercial! The ELEPHANTIC meal! Fifty-two of our MEGA SIZE burritos with forty-five pounds of chips LOADED with 85 pounds of toppings! If your stomach doesn't look like you are a pregnant woman right at the end of carrying 18 babies at once, you get a picture on our SKINNY PEOPLE wall of fame, and a visit to the hospital!"
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😂😂😂
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0.o
Ahhhhh strangeness.